Bland stodgy noodles and a sauce that tastes of bacon flavour crisps. It's edible, but it's pretty low down on the food chain.
Date: Dec 2017 Score: 3
Eet ees filthee! Bland noodles, and an artificial chemical tasting bacon. And it makes you burp up the chemical flavour for months afterwards. And your farts smell of dead pig. And your nose flattens like that of a pig. And you start masturbating in cupboards and grunting like a pig. You become a freaking streak of pig, and you go rut in the garden and make it all muddy and smelly. Seriously, is it worth it?
Date: Lockdown April, 2020 Score: 4
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