Tesco Heart Food Co Curry Flavour Instant Noodles

 

Needs a fair amount of cooking, but it does produce decent noodles. The flavouring, however, is a little wimpy. With plenty of salt it does pick up. This is better than the Tesco Good Value Curry, and, unlike the Good Value, doesn't contain dead chickens. I wouldn't object to having them again. Mostly harmless with a standard curry flavour. Packaging is not recyclable. 

Date: March 2025    Score: 4

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Best curry flavour noodles

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Tesco BBQ Beef Flavour Instant Noodles

 

A little bland, yet also a little dirty. Has a fried onion flavour that a number of fake beef noodles have. We added salt and spring onions and sliced tomatoes to give it a bit more character and flavour. I'd eat it again if it was a deal. But I would pass it by if there's something more flavoursome on offer. 

Date: Feb 2025   Score: 4 

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Tesco Southern Fried Chicken Flavour Instant Noodles

 

A little bland. There's a whiff of fake chicken. Moderate spice and herb flavouring. Add some salt. Chuck in some spring onion and whatever other veg you have, and it's a passable lunch for when you're feeling lazy and yet want something warm and reasonably comforting. 

I'd eat it again, but wouldn't seek it out. 

Date: Feb 2025   Score: 4 

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Batchelors Cook With... Noodles Chilli Flavour

 

Spicy, but not too hot. Noodles were not too bland - they had a bit of a wheaty taste. Not entirely crap. Sort of heading toward wishy washy. 

Date: Feb 2025   Score: 3

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Super Noodles are crap