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Friday 27 September 2024

Vifon Pikantny

  


Vifon make a number of  "mega ostra" noodles - Chicken, Curry, Tomato, etc. This one is just plain Pikantny - Spicy. It has as its base some veg flavours, but the base flavours fade into insignificance next to the "mega ostra" chilli heat. It's actually quite an enjoyable heat, and the base noodles and veg flavouring does balance it out somewhat. Easy to make, and fun to eat. I'd be OK with this again. 


Date: Sept 2024   Score: 5 
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Tuesday 4 June 2024

Mama Kimchi Flavour

 



Savoury. Good noods. Overall a tasty and satisfying snack meal. The chilli is in a separate packet so you can have it steamy and painful or mild and boring. I like to walk the tightrope of danger in the middle. 

I like this.


7

Wednesday 10 April 2024

Vifon Pomidor Pikantny

 



This has a lovely sweet tomato flavour, and we enjoyed that. But - ooh - the chilli is simply too sharp and unpleasant. There's not the warmth of the heat, just the bite. 

Without the chilli this might be a little boring, but I'd like to find out, as we enjoyed the taste. 


Date: April 2024   Score: 4 



Monday 14 August 2023

Koka Noodles (Tat Hui Foods)

 


Mr and Mrs Lim Hi Lay laid the first foundations to Tat Hui Foods in 1985. They aspired to bring these humble instant noodles to as many people as possible, eager to share the rich culture and unique character of Singaporean cuisine with the rest of the world.

Tat Hui Foods 

Koka Noodles 



  

Koka Chicken Flavour

Date: Aug 2013   Score: 6 


  
Date: April 2024 Score: 7 ↑




Date: Oct 2013   Score: 8




Date: Oct 2013   Score:  6




Koka Beef Flavour

Date: Oct 2013    Score: 5








Sunday 28 May 2023

Lost The Pot Chip Shop Curry

 



Very bland. By losing the pot  Pot Noodles have become crap like Super Noodles used to be. 



Stuff


You can eat this, but really, why would you? This is like one of Kate's sandwiches. This is not a slag of a snack at all. It's BORING!

Date:  May 2023    Score: 3 



The best of the Pot Noodle slags


Monday 13 March 2023

MAMA Instant Flat Noodles Tom Yam Flavour

  



Rice noodles generally aren't my favourite, but I like this packet. I would prefer the noodles to be made from wheat, but this works fine. The noodles are quite wide, which makes them a bit more interesting. The sauce is awesome. Solid savoury flavour, very moreish, not overbearing, and not too salty. There appear to be sesame seeds in the mix, but that is not mentioned on the ingredients. Indeed, the sauce has a sort of sesame oil flavour.  The chilli powder is separate, which is a good idea. I put in half the powder, and that was plenty warm enough for me. Spicy and a just on the border of too hot, it provided a real zing to the dish. 

I'd be happy to have them again. Though points deducted for using rice noodles instead of wheat. 



Date: March 2023    Score: 8




Wednesday 8 February 2023

Maggi BBQ Beef Flavour

 



The cup version of this was one of the early reviews I did back in 2015. It's an edible nood, but nothing outstanding.  We added spring onions and chopped baby plum tomatoes in order to help the flavour, but it was still a bit lacking, so needed a bit of salt.  Fairly harmless. 

Date: Feb 2023  Score: 4 




Wednesday 1 February 2023

Symington's Naked Curry Malaysian Style Long Grain Rice

 



This may be a revamped version of the Naked Malaysian Style Curry. Anyway, it's worse than the  Malaysian - rice does not work as nood ingredient. The rice is chewy and worthy and dull. The curry sauce is odd - rather off putting at first, and though we got used to it after a while it never really rose to pleasant. 

Epic fail. 


Score: 2 






Thursday 26 January 2023

Plantastic Protein Boost Satay Noodles

 



We found the Bolognese Pasta to be rather dry - needing to add more water than suggested in order to make it edible. With this one we found the reverse. This is rather watery and thin. 


Overall not impressed. Most noods are veggie (well, most UK ones are - with Asian noods it's probably 50/50) - all it takes is a quick look at the ingredients on the back (not all veggie noods proclaim they are veggie, as this sometimes puts off meat eaters). 

Anyway. Edible, but too wishy washy. 


Date: Jan 2023   Score: 5 






Plantastic Protein Boost Bolognese Pasta

 




A veggie and environmentally friendly  noodle pot from a new company - Plantastic.  It tastes rather dull and worthy. The wheat protein is rather, well, um, chewy. Not a big amount of flavour. Bland is a fair description.  

I think the makers have missed out on the obvious, that most noods are already veggie. Pot Noodle also do a Pasta Bolognese without meat, and the packaging is widely recyclable. 


Ingredients

On the whole we were not impressed with these. Edible and worthy, yes, but not delicious or exciting.  And rather dry - needing to add more water than suggested in order to make it edible.


Date: Jan 2023    Score: 5 


Tuesday 10 January 2023

YumSu Oriental Style Beef Flavour Instant Noodles

 


Ooh nice. Soft, creamy, buttery noodles with a spicy sauce. A little salty at first, but the palate soon adjusts. I like these noods. I like them a lot. Bought from B&M Bargains. 


No dead cows. OK for veggies




Meeran is a UK wholesalers, based in Dagenham. They were founded in 2018 as Argana Stars, and have used the Meeran name since that year.


Date: Jan 2023. Score: 7


Beef flavoured

Friday 29 April 2022

Lidl Newgate Express instant Noodles Beef Flavour

 



Soft yet firm noodles, but a somewhat limp beef flavouring. Credit for it not just being veggie beef flavouring, but that it says so clearly on the pack. 

While not being strongly flavoured, this is still an enjoyable nood. It's in the Asian style, so fairly wet, rather than stodgy like British noods. I like both styles - it's nice to have the variety. This way tends to feel cleaner and more nourishing. But sometimes I just want a filthy nood! 

Anyway. Nice. Cheap and tasty enough. I'd be happy to have this again (and again!). 


Date: April 2022    Score: 6 

Beef flavoured


Wednesday 22 December 2021

Lost The Pot Noodle Roast Chicken

 



Pot Noodle in a packet - it has "lost the pot". This is Pot Noodle catching up some ground lost to Super Noodles, though stepping backwards in terms of saving the planet as the pots are recyclable, while the packs are not. Anyway, these are better value, but are more fiddly to prepare. 

The noodles are bland. The powder is not fully adequate for the amount of noodles so it all ends up tasting watery and like, well, Super Noodles. If you like Super Noodles you'll like these, but why buy these when you can stick with Super Noodles. If you like Pot Noodles you probably won't like this. It doesn't taste like proper Pot Noodles, the king of the slags. 

The taste is mildly buttery and mildly roast chicken. But the flavours are so mild the main taste is the soggy floury noodles. On the whole this is not great. 

Date: Dec 2021  Score: 3


 



The Pot Noodle company came up with a revolutionary idea - add flavour to the Lost The Pot packs.  It's a cool advertising campaign: 

INTRODUCING
NEW LOST THE POT
NOW WITH FLAVOUR


IT’S BOLD.
IT’S REVOLUTIONARY.
IT’S NO LONGER CRAP



Let's see... Lots of firm noodles with a mild false chicken flavour. I added tomatoes and spring onions to make it nicer.  Despite the advertising claim, there's still not a lot of flavour or character.


This is not like Pot Noodles. Though it may be interesting to do a side by side.  


Date:  Jan 2023    Score: 4

The best of the Pot Noodle slags


Friday 5 November 2021

Lidl Newgate Express Singapore Style Curry Noodle Pot

 



I put in about two thirds of the water they suggest, and that created a pleasant chip shop-curry flavoured sauce. I don't like the thin short noodles. But the sauce was good - close to Pot Noodle style curry sauce. I'd be happy to eat this again.  I suspect this is pretty much the same as the Spicy Curry Flavour, though I haven't checked the ingredients. Perhaps different noodles. 



Date: Nov 2021   Score: 7  





Tuesday 2 November 2021

Lidl Newgate Express Thai Style Sweet Chilli Noodle Pot

 


After yesterdays Newgate Chow Mein disaster I wasn't expecting to like this Lidl noods pot, but blow me it's yummy. I did put considerably less water in it than suggested, and left it a bit longer to stew, so the sauce was thicker, and the noodles softer. The noodles were still a little bland for my taste, and I don't like that they are short and thin like short Vermicelli. But the sauce worked for me - it was sweet and spicy with a firm tomato flavour. Nice one. I'd be happy to have this again. 


Date: Nov 2021   Score:  7 





Monday 1 November 2021

Lidl Newgate Express Chinese Style Chow Mein Noodle Pot


 

Bland noodles, chopped short. An onion and marmite water sauce. Needed salt to bring out the flavour. I ate it, but there was little joy in the experience, and I suspect little nutrition. Best bit was the tiny pieces of veg. 


Date: Nov 2021.  Score: 3

Tuesday 13 April 2021

Tesco Wicked Kitchen Late Night Noodles

 


This is strongly flavoured, but not attractive. It's rather too strongly flavoured, so we put in more water to make it palatable. The taste is soy sauce and onion with some heat, which is a rather uninteresting, though some interest and variation is supplied by the basil. 


Not a noods we enjoyed.


Date: April 2021. Score: 3


Thursday 8 April 2021

Tesco Wicked Kitchen Spicy Coconut & Rice Noodles

 



I'm not really a fan of rice noodles - I find them a bit slimy, tough, and bland. But these have worked for me. The sauce is very tasty with a yummy balance between sweet and spicy.  I enjoyed them, though I might hesitate to buy them again as I do prefer regular noodles. There is a distinct Asian flavour about this. 



Date: April 2021.  Score: 5

Wednesday 7 April 2021

Tesco Wicked Kitchen Sweet Potato Beans Chilli Mac

 



Produced for Tesco by Wicked Kitchen. This is a modern pot noodle which is more like a vegan meal than either the stodgy British slag noods or the watery yet exotic and spicy Asian noods. There is a mix of both - there is stodge and hot spice. I like it, but it has problems. It is very dry. I put in much more water than recommended, and kept on adding water as I was eating because it soaks up moisture so quickly. It's also quite chilli hot but lacking in flavour so I had to add a lot of salt, and keep adding it until at last the flavours came through. I think the mix of kidney beans, potato and pasta is just too much stodge without variety. I enjoyed this, but I wouldn't rush to buy another.


Date: April 2021. Score: 5

Friday 4 December 2020

Tesco Hearty Food Co. Chicken & Mushroom Flavour Noodles

 



Stodgy British noods. Lots of cornflower. Not much flavour. This is a typical cheap nood. Usually they are bargain supermarket brands. You can do better than this peeps. Leave this on the shelf and get yourself a Pot Noodle. It's dirty and you love it. 


Date: Dec 2020   Score: 3 1/2 

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The best (and worse) 
Chicken flavour instant noodles


Symington's Naked Curry Malaysian Style Long Grain Rice

 



This is a rather soggy nood. In fact, it isn't a real nood - it uses rice instead of noodles. I was conned! Bought quick and cheap in Lidl. I didn't pay attention. Rice doesn't work. It's worse than the rice noodles. I followed the instructions and got cold soggy rice. The flavourings are nice. But if the main ingredient is an epic fail, then the flavourings are not going to save it. And they didn't. Nice flavourings, shame about the rice. This is not a Rice Crispies blog, nor even Rice Soggies blog, this is a Noodles blog.  Bring on the noodles, and bring them right here! 


Date: Dec 2020   Score: 4

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Friday 18 September 2020

Lidl Newgate Express Speedy Noodle Spicy Curry Flavour (cup)

 

Everything about this looks cheap and nasty. In colour and appearance it's an attempt to cash in on the awesome Pot Noodle brand, but lacks the humour, the professionalism, and the slaggish class of Pot Noodle. The lid is thin and tore as I was trying to open it. You look inside at this miserable looking heap of dried noods with barely any powder. Just this small, insignificant dried lump of yellow huddled in a corner of the white cup. And where's the mango sauce? Well, that was hidden inside the noods. I poured on the water and stirred before I found it. And it was a joyless unmarked and uncolour plastic sachet. No cost saving unturned.  My hopes were not up. 


Then I started eating.  I'd had these nods before, and have reviewed them twice before under slightly different names: Vitasia Speedy Noodle Spicy Curry. And I remembered that they are way tastier than you expect them to be. It just works. Not too spicy. Not too sweet. A good balance. And they have that comfortable gooey sticky mouthfeel that is so typical of the best British noods. Asian style noods are either watery or dry. British noods are thick, moist, comforting. 

I like these noods. To be honest I'm not a huge fan of Lidl. I think their products can be good, but they can also be bland or overly sweet - simply going for the cheapest, easiest, most commercial product that is going to appeal to most people. They head downwards for the lowest common denominator. They are not looking to make distinctive, interesting, challenging, exciting food products. They just want products that are going to appeal to the most people. If what you want is the bland, slightly sweet, everyday familiarity, and are not interesting in trying something unusual, unique, interesting, with complex and fascinating flavours, then Lidl is your bag. And just sometimes, as with these noods, the familiar and the comforting is just what I want. 

Yes. This hits the spot. 



Date: Sept 2020   Score: 8 



Saturday 1 August 2020

Saturday 18 July 2020

Pot Noodle Thai Green Curry




Part of the regular range, this is typical Pot Noodle noodles with a mild curry flavour sauce. Yes. OK.


Date: July 2020   Score: 5


The best of the Pot Noodle slags


Pot Noodle Asian Street Style Malaysian Laksa




There are four flavours in Pot Noodles Asian Street Style low calorie range.

As with the Thai Red Curry, the sauce is tasty if a bit watery, but the noods let it down. Use some proper fat wheat noodles and I'd be happier. If I had this again I would use less water.

Date: Lockdown July 2020   Score: 4


The best of the Pot Noodle slags

Tuesday 14 July 2020

Pot Noodle Asian Street Style Thai Red Curry




Pot Noodles have a new range - Asian Street Style. The noods are made of rice, which is not my favourite. Rice noodles are too waxy and antiseptic tasting, and they take a long long while to get really soft the way I like my noodles. So the noodles I don't like. The flavouring, however, is OK. Mild curry, slightly Thai in character. A bit watery at first, so, unless you prefer weak watery noods, I'd recommend using less water than indicated. Once the noodles were eaten I enjoyed drinking the juice. Little bits of veg in there. Yeah. OK. But because of the rice noodles this isn't one I'll be rushing to buy again.


Date: Lockdown July 2020   Score: 4


The best of the Pot Noodle slags


Saturday 7 March 2020

Tesco Hearty Food Spicy Curry Flavour Noodles




This is a very basic budget pot noodle. Cheap, but not good value. Very little flavour. Very little contents.


Date: March 2020   Score: 2
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