Koka Beef Flavour

I love the little packet of "artificial beef flavouring" - it has pictures of cows on it. Just in case you weren't sure what "beef" was. But it doesn't taste much of beef - more like Marmite and herby tomato. But that makes it even better. The key point of instant noodle flavours is that they should just fail to taste like what they are supposed, and should instead taste of chemicals and artificial flavouring. That just makes them even dirtier. And the best instant noodle is a dirty instant noodle. This is so dirty it tastes like a cow's shitty arse. Mmmm.

Dare: Oct 2013    Score: 5/10

 

Koka Noodles

Beef flavoured