How to cook (and eat) instant noodles

Cup Noodles are great because you just pour on the water and eat. Packet noods are cheaper and have a much greater range. But they are fiddly to cook. And instruction vary. Now, here's the NoodleDelight method. The method you've always been looking for but never darked to ask.


Simples.



1) Save your favourite Pot Noodle cup - Bombay Bad Boy is good because it's all black

2) Before opening the packet, crush it in your hand so the noodles are broken up into chunks that'll fit into the Pot Noodle cup

3) Open the packet and rescue the powder sachet(s)

4) Put broken noodles into cup, sprinkle on the powder, pour on the boiling water

5) Stir

6) Wait - oh, all right then, start eating too soon when the noodles are still crunchy!

7) Enjoy with a can of Carlsberg Special Brew

8) Burp

9) Fart

10) And relax....