EPIC FUCKING FAIL!
I wanted to give up before I even started. This has FOUR - yes, count them: one, two,. three, fucking four - flavour sachets. Now, careful, you have to read the instructions - you add them AFTER the water and waiting three minutes. Why?!!!! Fuck knows. But it's all bit too fiddly and cooky for your average noodfan. Worse still, the bloody soya sauce is almost impossible to get out of the sachet (no, that's not a challenge to the world's strongest granny, that's simply a statement that this nood will annoy you). Guess what - by the time you add all the fucking flavourings and get the bloody soya sauce out of the packet, the noods have gone cold. What a fucking surprise!
The brain dead idiot who invented this should get back on the train to Idiotsville straightaway.
What's it taste like at the end of it? Who fucking cares! This is not cor·don fuckin bleu cooking - its instant noodles. Open the pack, pour on the water, stir and slurp. End of. Go home and lie down.
Hey, here's a clue for everyone: if it's got "super" in the name, leave it in the super shop, and buy an average nood instead.
Date: Nov 2012 Score: 1
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